I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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