I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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