Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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