So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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