I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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