Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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