Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
It was like getting head from an anaconda
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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