Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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