he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
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