goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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