STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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