everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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