Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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