so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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