i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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