You can't special order awesome
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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