# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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