I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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