Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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