I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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