Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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