We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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