New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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