She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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