Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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