I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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