If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
