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Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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