dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
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