we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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