I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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