We're like a lot better than the average bears
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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