i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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