I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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