Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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