Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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