Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
zippers are such a cool invention
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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