its not stalking. its research.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
A+ Viking dick
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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