Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Randomize
