Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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