Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I wish I could punch you in the face.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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