Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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