she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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