R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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