Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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