I wanna bring you to show and tell
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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