STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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