Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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