the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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