let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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