Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
Randomize
