Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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