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I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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