Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
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