how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Send help, water and tortillas.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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