Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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